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Comparison Demotivational Poster


MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


TAGS: pain relief jobs comparisons
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:53 pm
For a cheap buzz...a beer and a straw can be your best friend...teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Especially if you get on their good side...and they can be persuaded by a female...*hic*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Bar Keeps Are Gods.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:40 pm
I don't need a straw and a give unconditional love.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:08 pm
Fine, but he brings his own water dish
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:53 pm
Only on your first two rounds...but I'm sure Gary wouldn't mind if you rang up his tab.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Do you take Medicaid?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:44 pm
No, sorry sir, fresh out. Would you like to start a tab?
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 7:23 pm
…..and Prissy rolls with the good stuff. Got change for a twenty? I just spent all my 5s


TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.




DAVROS VS. STEPHEN HAWKINGS -


TAGS: stephen hawkings sci fi doctor who comparison awkward
Rating: 4.11/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 4:49 pm
don't you mean "hawkward" you see what i did there


THE POPULAR ONES -




Old Days -


TAGS: grandpa grandchildren vintage comparisons lying
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 1:07 am
Um...er...of course!
lgvernon - January 13, 2015, 12:43 am

Referring, of course, to the length of his beard.


Forget The Joneses -


TAGS: lifestyles comparisons competition appearances
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:06 pm
It's a sad day indeed when a cartoon family has a better income than me!
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:23 am
I Know What You Mean .


A Horse Walks Into A Bar... -




IMO -




Off Your Rocker -


TAGS: worrying futile defeating comparisons chairs
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 1:40 pm
Well thanks lgs! Then you'll like the upcoming worry wart tribute...teehee.
lgvernon - October 28, 2013, 12:45 pm

I'm the original Worry Wart. I'm printing this one out to go on the bulletin board in my office. Right next to the, 'Sexual Harassment In This Area Will Not Be Reported'. However, It Will Be Graded', sign. 5LLLLL


NIGHTMARE MATERIAL -




WEIGHT WATCHERS MOTTO - What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. (R.Emerson)




Sniffles -


TAGS: birth pain comparison man ill cold
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 17, 2016, 2:34 pm
Thanks jeebus
MissPriss - December 17, 2016, 2:33 pm
cough cough...pussie...
MissPriss - December 17, 2016, 2:33 pm
Thanks 'cern
JesusWept - December 15, 2016, 3:16 pm
Excellent! ^^^^^Up
Reality Lord - December 15, 2016, 2:58 pm

lolz...well...after all...it is a man cold
concern3 - December 15, 2016, 8:12 am
Excellent, UP yours


Simply -


TAGS: chocolate peanut butter comparison kardashians
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2016, 11:38 am
Who needs arteries when ya got chocolate teehee
JesusWept - August 20, 2016, 7:01 am
Or arteries without cholesterol. ^^^^^Up
MissPriss - July 30, 2016, 10:06 pm
You're welcome and thank you!
concern3 - July 30, 2016, 4:41 am
Nice this site needs more funny thanks, UP yours


busted -


TAGS: arguing women comparison arrested words silence
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:43 pm
thanks 'cern now just shut up and dance with me...sorry just had to be said ;)
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:49 am
all men realize that there is not a correct way to argue with a woman. but a 5er is in order
MissPriss - September 25, 2015, 3:57 pm
Oh 'sod...it's not how you use the silence it's all in when you use it...teehee!
Oldsod - September 25, 2015, 3:50 pm
That doesn't help either...my silence gets used against me as well...


Perspective -


TAGS: drones bees honey cubicles comparison
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:11 am
Excellent Observation a 5er
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:01 pm
Lol!
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:23 am
Cynic,----honeymakers? I have visions of full 'honey trucks' cruising in my head---- Good 1 ! 5 L!


Final Sale -


TAGS: sales life comparison limit one find favourite person
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - November 18, 2016, 5:46 am
Video that goes with this https://www.facebook.com/miltonnevesoficial/videos/1543964855617307/


Motifaking -


TAGS: motifaking comparison easy master bating better ideas working it
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 12, 2015, 10:24 am
It's a pleasure making my posters...especially the good ones teehee. Thanks 'cern.
concern3 - September 12, 2015, 4:29 am
A 5er, you naughty naughty little girl
Greeny - September 11, 2015, 9:04 pm
lol
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 4:08 pm
Wow, I've seen more adult orientated on safe side of late. Had I known this was going plus I would of used my original wording lol
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 4:06 pm
Motifaking needs a warning: prone to developing long term and sometimes fatal addiction and lifetime membership conditions apply. Love when my work is Jesus approved...thanks.
JesusWept - September 11, 2015, 3:48 pm
Yep, that's the way to do it. L L L L L


boyfriends -




Ride At Your Own Risk -




Calendar March 8th -


TAGS: tv reality shows life comparison
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 11:07 pm
Real...ly?
Rick69 - March 9, 2016, 3:12 pm
This is too... Real.
ipaprime - March 9, 2016, 8:31 am
Oh I m around just don't talk much. Do vote though
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 4:09 am
I can't spell worth a sh------ ummmm yarn and thread---- oh yeah, darn. I cant spell worth a darn! chuckle, chuckle!
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:39 am
So does several of my brain cells.
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:39 am
dizz you can say anything you like. Spelling it though is something completely different...teehee.
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 3:37 am
Hey ipaprime! Haven't seen you around in a while :)
concern3 - March 9, 2016, 3:31 am
A book commits suicide every time you watch a reality show
mizzdizz - March 9, 2016, 2:10 am
Sucks big donkey----oh. I'm not supposed to say that--- ^!!!!!
ipaprime - March 8, 2016, 9:34 pm
Oh so true.


The Truth -




My Milkshake -




IT'S SORT OF LIKE... -


TAGS: water slides comparisons foreplay
Rating: 4.57/5

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Rudedog - February 5, 2013, 7:43 pm
Wow that elevates foreplay to a new level of importance. Thanks for the advice
MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:36 pm
As much as I appreciate the votes...lions would be a little nicer....thanks Gary.
MissPriss - February 5, 2013, 3:34 pm
Possibly...maybe useful information to add in sex ed....sorry family life ed in the schools. Would give females one less thing we have to teach men...teehee
GaryO - February 5, 2013, 9:00 am
Great analogy, Missy. 5 Lubes
mariand - February 5, 2013, 7:42 am
hehehe... this seems a life lesson :))


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